ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

industrialized, Pollution, researchers, Equipment, Louisiana

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Divine Craft Realm 1.21.3

Supernatural, Realm, unexpected, Collapsed, movie theater

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, a movie theater straight up COLLAPSED while showing Captain Marvel! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So if you wanna escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual one where anything can happen, then this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna build their own movie theater in Minecraft and watch movies without the risk of getting squished by falling debris? Join now before the universe collapses in on itself, bro!

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New Server IP
NoTikTok4Me Minecraft SMP

vine, snapchat, facebook, tiktok, NoTikTok4Me

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrr! Like, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, and if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! And like, the admin is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff, so if you ask nicely, you can literally have anything you want in the game. Plus, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers, it’s wild! So like, if you wanna join the most epic server ever, just hop on and say “I love potatoes” in the chat, and you’ll be instantly teleported to our crazy world of madness and mayhem! YOLOOOOOO!

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New Server IP
CraftyDegreez

educational investment, job market trends, higher education, academic pursuits, career choices

Are you tired of pursuing useless college degrees that won’t get you anywhere in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and live out your wildest dreams!

Join our server and pursue a degree in Creeper Psychology – learn how to understand the inner workings of those explosive green creatures and become the ultimate creeper whisperer!

Or how about a degree in Enderman Fashion Design? Show off your stylish side by creating the trendiest outfits for those tall, dark, and teleporting mobs.

And don’t forget about our most popular degree program – Zombie Survival Tactics. Learn how to outsmart and outmaneuver those brain-hungry zombies while mastering the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world.

So why waste your time on useless degrees in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of the virtual universe? Join now and start your epic journey today!

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New Server IP
BorderCraft Minecraft Server

BorderCraft, Adviser, Minecraft, Redrawing, Canada

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.

and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?

so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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New Server IP
SanctionCraft: LiftedSoon!

foreign policy, sanctions relief, united states, economic impact, Trump administration

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, okay? we got pigs that can fly, like for realz. and our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and stuff.

oh, and get this, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips and shoot arrows at the same time. he once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and some string. true story, bro.

also, we have a dance party every friday night at the village square. we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up. it’s lit, fam.

so come join our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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New Server IP

ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

Divine Craft Realm 1.21.3

NoTikTok4Me Minecraft SMP

CraftyDegreez

BorderCraft Minecraft Server

SanctionCraft: LiftedSoon!