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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9549 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or ghosting again. Instead, you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your new Minecraft buddies. Who needs love when you have a Creeper to keep you company, am I right?
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So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be building your dream world on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to toxic dating culture forever!