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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3692 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2589 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.