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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1435 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9033 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.