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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7120 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.