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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9068 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.