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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9651 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.