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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9319 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.