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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4862 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3291 | Emeralds Found: | 4031 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.