Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5758 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 190

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9271 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Mines Excavated: 1339 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

    Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

    But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

    Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3526

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

    Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

    Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Magic Items Found: 8146
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

    Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block
    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

    Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with lewd adventures and cute surprises. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you want to scream “DDLC Plus” from the mountain tops!

    Monika’s Twitter is like a treasure trove of laughter, guiding you through the madness with expert precision. Need help getting the “good” end? We’ve got a guide that’s more valuable than diamonds in the game!

    With so many toys laying around, you’ll never get bored on our server. Explore fan-made content that will blow your mind and download fanfic archives that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on the map for an unforgettable experience that will leave you begging for more. And don’t forget to sing “Your Reality” like your life depends on it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. And remember, we’re here for you, even when things get tough. Just dial the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline and we’ll be there to help you through. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Villages Defended: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

    Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

    Are you ready for the most eepy Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house. And do you know what they did with it? They built a castle made entirely out of diamonds! True story.

    But that’s not all. Another player discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow trees. They now rule over this magical kingdom as the unicorn king.

    So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even become a unicorn king, then join our server today! Don’t miss out on all the eepiness!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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