Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 914 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Star Shards Collected: | 115 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
