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RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Votes:	4534

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7757	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Items Found:	5900
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	4806
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2886
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	4

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	New Chunks Explored:	104283
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34