Total Lifesteal S1 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Potions Brewed:	121

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	872
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	90590	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Emeralds Found:	2015
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1123
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dimension Hops:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	8276
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	121	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6801	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3