Tophat | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ores Mined:	2612	Potions Brewed:	86

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6650	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5757
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9764	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4081
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9437
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FearFactorSMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftyDisasters

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Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

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so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	1137
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	3038
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	259	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2