Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9330	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	968	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1603

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	276	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3791	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	941
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Animals Bred:	87
New Chunks Explored:	226459	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimension Hops:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	135
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1400

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7404	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	87
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	2768
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com