Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	8339	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3738
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Votes:	7587

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	811617	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	971
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3590
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Crops Grown:	6150	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	6222
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com