Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”

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Are you tired of the negativity and tribalism in the Minecraft community? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we embrace all things chaotic and ridiculous!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, we have a strict no negativity policy. If you bring any drama or bad vibes, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…maybe).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	6078
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Join PokeSMP for an exciting blend of Minecraft and Pokémon. Capture and battle Cobblemon in this unique server, offering a dynamic fusion of two iconic gaming worlds. Engage in strategic gameplay and explore the captivating synergy on PokeSMP, where Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts come together for an immersive and enjoyable experience.Server Wiki: https://wiki.pokesmp.netNote: The server is a modded server that requires Cobblemon and Forge installed in order to play. Players can easily install and play through our Modpacks @ CurseForge & Modrinth

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1670

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	83	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!