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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7201 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 72 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.