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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8363 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5549 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2867 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.