ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mines Excavated:	1851
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zombie Dances:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crops Grown:	6777	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3384	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	7275	Towns Built:	8

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	8317	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	1545
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	4231	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	9418
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	554	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6