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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8872 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.