so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Potions Brewed: 84
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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