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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6049 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!