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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5135 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!