ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	2542
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4700	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	836

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3042	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!