ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	3443
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4641

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	3784	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.