ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8862

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Divine Spears Created:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3571	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	294	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Potions Brewed:	152	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4539
Mines Excavated:	1296	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5835

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	1281	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.