ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1289	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9563	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Star Shards Collected:	119	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2329
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Animals Bred:	167	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchantments Applied:	101
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	292	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).