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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4974 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
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