ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6178
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	4172

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

Blocklandia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4415	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	758899	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154

Knight world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9925
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229

ArchonCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Potions Brewed:	190
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

192.227.132.195:25665

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Emeralds Found:	5096
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

fr.youpwn.org

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3652

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4231
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us