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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4565 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8389 |
join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.
our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.
