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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6487 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.