ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	373	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

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IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Votes:	8245
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

play.ignitesmp.org

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

mc.intangir.org

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

N3.MCST.IO:8670

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Animals Bred:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

magnauni.joinserver.xyz:25898

Mc-Exodus

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	7087
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

198.49.65.75

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6599	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	838	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

florida-officials.gl.joinmc.link

DG Minecraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

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Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	476582
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

149.18.61.252:30011

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	9277	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

play.punfumblercraft.com

Taspia

Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

play.taspia.com

4evercraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8991	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

4EverPvp is a great pvp

198.144.179.10

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

minehub.pro:2273

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

factions.legitplay.net

The Cereal Bowl

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

thecerealbowl.game-server.cc