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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3469 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4366 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!
