Toilet-Fearing Wrestlers Minecraft SMP

anxiety, bathroom, fear, fear of germs, fear of public restrooms, hygiene, Minecraft, Phobia, public restroom fear, public toilets, sanitation, smp, toilet phobia, ToiletFearing, wrestler anxiety, wrestler fears, wrestler hygiene fears, wrestler phobias, wrestler sanitation concerns, Wrestlers, wrestling, wrestling fears

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	1829	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out to see who the ultimate champion is.

But here’s the twist – the wrestlers have to face their fears of public toilets while fighting! That’s right, we have specially designed toilets scattered around the arena that the wrestlers must use while dodging attacks from their opponents. Will they be able to conquer their fears and come out victorious? Join our server to find out!

Not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying explosive eggs that players can use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Ores Mined:	4917	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4166	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9323	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Dragon Eggs Found:	7795
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5613	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	2428	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4559	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	128
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	5751

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	718	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	85
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).