Toilet Bowl Warriors Minecraft Server

Toilet Bowl Warriors Minecraft Server

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is for the true daredevils of the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special challenge for all the brave souls out there. Can you aim your urine directly into the center of the toilet bowl in our virtual bathrooms? If you can master this skill, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game and summon a rain of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 3788 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Taste World Minecraft Server

    Taste World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

    4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4467 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SisterStranded Minecraft Server

    SisterStranded Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

    So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AisleCraft2021

    AisleCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

    So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7355
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NoLifinMinecraftSMP

    NoLifinMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

    So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FamBlockerz

    FamBlockerz
    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

    So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 209 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 290 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

    LebCraft: No griefing, just building!
    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Crops Grown: 6542 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

    Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

    Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

    Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

    So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ores Mined: 8915
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • She Is In! Minecraft Server

    She Is In! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimension Hops: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1781 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

    Incel Kino Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

    Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BFsPassingSecrets

    BFsPassingSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

    So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 430
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftySocietyOops

    CraftySocietyOops
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

    Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CruiseMissileCraft Server

    CruiseMissileCraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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