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NasrallahsGoneLOL

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OMG GUYS, u gotta join this server cuz like, the IDF just said Nasrallah is dead on it! Like, can u believe it? We got rid of that dude in Minecraft, how epic is that? Join now to be part of the craziest Minecraft server where we take down world leaders and stuff. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff. Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

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Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

Server Name	Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
Platform	Minecraft Bedrock
Server IP	insomnia.minecraft.pe
Port	60272

About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

Join a community-driven world where you can:

Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

Discord: Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Insomniacs SMP?	Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
Is the server community-driven?	Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
Are there survival challenges on the server?	Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
How can I show off my creative builds?	You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

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Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8531

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyFriendz

anger issues, birthday gift, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional outbursts., friendship, Gratitude, high school lunch, Jealousy, jewelry, peer pressure, peer relationships, personal boundaries, Respect, self esteem, self worth, social dynamics, teenage drama

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NasrallahsGoneWild

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1089
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Application Process, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Expectations, hermitcraft, knockoff, LanderYTs, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Moderation, Playstyle, Previous experience, Semi Vanilla, shulker boxes, smp, Staff Team, Teleport, texture pack, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	679
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2133	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Emeralds Found:	4213	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2