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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5420 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
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