come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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