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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Animals Bred: 39
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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