| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8919 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 462659 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7374 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7576 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 644 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 224 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1252 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5390 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3683 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 42 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 192 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 957 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Votes: | 8740 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2402 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5209 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8334 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Votes: | 6888 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2524 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5726 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Votes: | 6822 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 66 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1839 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1838 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
