| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7743 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 187 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1944 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 721220 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 3562 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 282 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8728 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3154 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6860 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9471 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 232 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5851 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 115 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7316 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3382 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2023 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6363 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2865 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8696 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 72126 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
