Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed: 164 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Emeralds Found: 1116

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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