Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
Star Shards Collected: 214 Void Armor Forged: 22
Chimeras Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyUser101

    CraftyUser101
    Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • License to Mine: Undoc Edition

    License to Mine: Undoc Edition
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7659 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

    Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!
    Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
    We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
    Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
    Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
    If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Links

    FAQ

    How can I start a business on the server?
    You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?
    While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
    Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?
    Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
    How can I advertise my business on the server?
    You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 167 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3715 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ores Mined: 2361
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Potions Brewed: 26
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Zombie Dances: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7992

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 New Chunks Explored: 99269
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Farms Harvested: 631 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Farms Harvested: 822 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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