TipsyTeensCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magic Items Found:	4142
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	134
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5396
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Animals Bred:	61
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Farms Harvested:	513	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Star Shards Collected:	76
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3765	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Crops Grown:	6930
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Star Shards Collected:	180
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9