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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4083 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!
And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!
