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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 610 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 307 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 7632 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.