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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 625 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.