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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8305 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 57 | Magic Items Found: | 7204 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 70 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.