TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Iron PVP

This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TobyPC Minecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6936
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6243

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5174
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.